Evil Overmistress

Why is it that we always hear about evil overlords and not overmistress?
My spell check even highlights that word as wrong...
I think we need more overmistress. A woman is more likely to go evil anyway...
Just try telling her she is wrong when she is PMSing!
I can't wait until we have a woman president...
Then shit will go down...
It will be like:
Assistant: Madam president the Russians are demanding an answer.
President: I told them that I will give them one when I'm good and ready! I am freaking cramping here!
I hope my periods are in sync with the presidents that way i can get her decisions. Like she chooses to bomb a country and people are like what is wrong with this woman? Why would she do that? I would shrug it off and go: "Oh she must have had killer cramps and that country must have asked if it was that time of the month."
Ah..I don't know.
Anywho, to relieve cramps you should apply heat to your belly, where your ovaries are. This helps a lot. Cramps are your muscles contracting to let down your unfertilized egg. I don't take Midol cause it never really worked for me. I took it all during middle school and it never helped. If anything it made me worse. So i just endure. I take chamomile. It relaxes me and helps with the cramps.
On a side note: What is up with Craigslist? I tried to post a book for sale earlier today and it asked me to make an account and then for phone verification?!? Seriously? I gotta have Craig call me so that i can sell this Philosophy book that the college wouldn't buy back? Why? That's ridiculous!
Ok im out.