Punch Dolphin? NO!

I am sitting by the piano and I walked by the bookstore to get here. I saw a book about punching dolphins in the mouth. I have no idea why someone would punch a dolphin in the mouth. I don't intend to find out either. It's a ridiculous thought. Much like this post. I wish I was at home playing Black Ops. I decided I want to prestige again. What I want most of all is for him to call me!!!

They are gonna close post offices. Budget cuts. We are in the verge of disaster. Crazy shit. I finished Dexter season 5 yesterday. Looking forward to season 6. Its really hot outside. I want to go to the beach. I want to visit Sanibel Island again. Lots of fun and mystery. Darkness is night. Some guys sitting in the piano playing a sweet melody. My phone angers me. I need a new one. I wonder if people think those guys are gay for sitting next to each other in the piano. I don't think they are.

Reading back on the above, its amazing how my mind works. I love my brain. I'm awesome and random :)

ok enough rant.

Happy Birthday

The cake Pookie baked.

Quotes

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity."


- Gilda Radner



"We cannot change our memories, but we can change their meaning and the power they have over us."
- David Seamans

"If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time."

-Marcel Proust

Messing with Craigslist

So the other day i was stumbling and found this site called "Emails from crazy people." I thought it was hilarious. With that my imagination started to go crazy and i came up with various posts that i think are hilarious. So far i posted one on craigslist:



Let me know what you think...
who am i talking to?

Evil Overmistress

Why is it that we always hear about evil overlords and not overmistress?
My spell check even highlights that word as wrong...
I think we need more overmistress. A woman is more likely to go evil anyway...
Just try telling her she is wrong when she is PMSing!
I can't wait until we have a woman president...
Then shit will go down...
It will be like:
Assistant: Madam president the Russians are demanding an answer.
President: I told them that I will give them one when I'm good and ready! I am freaking cramping here!
I hope my periods are in sync with the presidents that way i can get her decisions. Like she chooses to bomb a country and people are like what is wrong with this woman? Why would she do that? I would shrug it off and go: "Oh she must have had killer cramps and that country must have asked if it was that time of the month."
Ah..I don't know.
Anywho, to relieve cramps you should apply heat to your belly, where your ovaries are. This helps a lot. Cramps are your muscles contracting to let down your unfertilized egg. I don't take Midol cause it never really worked for me. I took it all during middle school and it never helped. If anything it made me worse. So i just endure. I take chamomile. It relaxes me and helps with the cramps.
On a side note: What is up with Craigslist? I tried to post a book for sale earlier today and it asked me to make an account and then for phone verification?!? Seriously? I gotta have Craig call me so that i can sell this Philosophy book that the college wouldn't buy back? Why? That's ridiculous!
Ok im out.

June 15, 2009

Song on my mind: Wasn't Me- Shaggy

I want to go fishing. I went fishing with Pookie last Saturday. Twas fun.
I want to get a pink fishing rod. So i google...










I also want mirrors from Peru.









Found this creepy bitch.







Cool Blue AntFarm.







And another one!

I went to the Supermarket.

I went to the supermarket today.

It was a rainy day. Rather cool but wet.

I decided to take pictures.

These are the pictures:

Red VS Green
Hawaiian Banana

Undercover Pineapple

Vertically Challenged Cans

You likee the juice?


More Apples